Lahore

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Lahore is a city in Pakistan that sounds like it was made by a drunk Englishman and a confused Frenchman.

My cousin moved to Lahore and now he talks like he's in a fancy coffee shop.

I tried to pronounce Lahore and it sounded like I was cursed.

My teacher said Lahore is the only city that can make a Frenchman confused and an Englishman drunk.

A Punjabi girl who's not afraid to give it to you. Kinda like Lahore, the capital of Punjab, but with more attitude and less pants.

My friend said his girlfriend is a Lahore and I believe him because he's never been seen without a coffee and a bruise.

My mom said I'm a Lahore and I said I'm not, but I still took the last slice of pizza.

I asked my brother if he was a Lahore and he said, 'I'm not, but I've been told I look like one.'

Lahore is where the food is fire, the people are loud, and the city never sleeps because it's too busy fighting over the last piece of samosa.

I went to Lahore and my taste buds screamed for mercy.

My uncle said he's from Lahore and I believe him because he eats like a wild animal.

Lahore is the only place where the city is so loud, even the samosas have a voice.

Lahore is a city that’s full of glory, brave people, and a history so old it probably has a Facebook page.

My history teacher said Lahore has been around since before Facebook and I believed her.

I asked my grandpa about Lahore and he said it’s like a history book that never shuts up.

My friend thinks Lahore is cool because it has history and a Facebook page.

Lahore is Montreal’s annoying cousin who thinks it’s funny to say ‘64’ like it’s a secret code.

My friend said Lahore is Montreal’s annoying cousin and I said, ‘That makes sense.’

I tried to explain Lahore to my cousin and he just said, ‘64?’

My teacher said Lahore is like Montreal, but with more swearing and fewer pancakes.