lahoe

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A faggot who thinks he’s a man and gets trashed by a prostitute. The verb means shoving a finger up an ass while getting a back rub.

My buddy’s laho got him fired after he tried to flirt with the boss’s wife.

He said he was straight, but then I saw him with a hooker in the parking lot.

I asked him if he was a laho, and he said, 'I’m not a faggot, I’m a man.'

A man’s laho is your hard-on. It’s the thing that makes you think you’re cool.

He said my laho was bigger than his, but he was lying.

She told him his laho was so small it didn’t even make her laugh.

My laho got me a date, and it was all because of my cock.

A weird version of the word 'malo' that means a loincloth, but it’s also used to describe something that smells like a sweaty gym sock.

He wore a laho to the party, and it looked like he was wearing a sock.

I asked why he wore that laho, and he said it was for the smell.

The laho was so smelly, even the dog walked out.

A mix of boys and girls who think they’re smart but are just annoying. They try to act cool and fail.

That laho tried to outsmart me, but I still beat him at chess.

She called me a laho, and I said, 'You’re just a smartass.'

They were all lahoe and didn’t even know what the word meant.

A secret bar in Vancouver where people talk too much and the walls are covered in weird stuff. No one knows what it’s for, but it’s called Laho.

I went to Laho and saw 200 hooks on the ceiling. It was wild.

The guy at Laho said only people with tight lips can go in.

I tried to get in Laho, but they said I had loose lips and couldn’t enter.