Lahngism

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A German word that means you're too lazy to move and you're also too dumb to care.

My mom's version of cooking is Lahngism. She stares at the stove for two hours and calls it a meal.

He got fired for Lahngism. He took three days to send the email.

My dog does Lahngism better than my brother. He waits for the door to open before he even thinks about moving.

When you're so slow it feels like you're doing it in your sleep, but you're still too tired to wake up.

She took Lahngism to a whole new level. It took her five minutes to click send on a text.

He did Lahngism so well, he made the slowest traffic look fast.

My uncle's Lahngism is legendary. He took 20 minutes to put on his shoes.

A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to do anything and you're also too proud to admit it.

He said he was working, but really he was doing Lahngism. He took 10 minutes to type one sentence.

My cousin did Lahngism so hard, he made the internet wait for him.

My teacher said I was doing Lahngism. I was just thinking about my lunch.

When you're so slow, you're not even trying, and you're still too stupid to notice.

She took Lahngism to the next level. It took her 20 minutes to answer a question.

He did Lahngism so slow, even the clock got tired of waiting.

My brother's Lahngism is so bad, he took two hours to pick up his phone.

When you take so long to do something, you might as well have been born in a slow motion movie.

She did Lahngism so slow, I could have finished my homework before she moved.

He took Lahngism to the extreme. He took 15 minutes to brush his teeth.

My dog's Lahngism is so good, he made the mailman wait for him.