lahndon

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a guy with a huge cock who takes your girl whenever he feels like it and thinks he's the best at football

He took my girl to the game and sat front row just to show off.

I saw him talking to my girl in the bathroom during the halftime show.

He texted me 'I'll beat your ass if you don't let me take her to the prom.'

a meaty man who takes your girl every chance he gets and thinks he's the only one who can play football

He showed up at my girl's house wearing a football jersey and a stupid grin.

He texted my girl 'I'm coming for you at lunch.'

He told my friend 'I'm gonna beat your guy up if he doesn't give me your girl.'

a guy with a huge pecker who takes your girl anytime and thinks he's the best football player ever

He showed up at the football game with my girl and sat right next to the coach.

He told my friend 'I'm gonna take your girl if you don't beat me in a race.'

He sent my girl a message that said 'You're gonna be my girl forever.'