lahnborg

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A little bit of a pain in the ass but if you don't mess with her she'll be cool. Kick her when she's down and she'll cuss you out in three different languages.
She gave me the stink eye when I spilled coffee on her shoes. I still got a cussing from her in Spanish, English, and Italian.
I called her a b*tch in front of her friends. She said, 'You're gonna regret that, buddy.'
She was nice until I took her phone. Then she screamed, 'I'm gonna haunt you in your sleep!'
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She can be a total b*tch but if you're nice to her she'll give you a little love. Don't push her and she'll be okay. Push her and she'll turn into a monster.
She was cool until I said her name wrong. She turned into a monster and called me a 'stupid b*tch.'
I was nice to her all day. She gave me a hug and said, 'You're not that bad.'
She called me a 'dumbass' when I messed up her schedule. I had to sit through three extra math problems because of her.
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She's a bit of a pain but if you're good to her she'll be good to you. Mess with her and she'll give you a taste of her wrath in the most dramatic way possible.
She said I was a 'dumbass' when I missed her favorite song. I had to listen to it three times in a row.
She was cool until I laughed at her. Then she pulled out a fake ghost and screamed at me.
She was nice until I took her lunch. Then she cussed me out in front of the whole class.
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