lahn

Fresh

0 views · Added 5h ago · 20 definitions

1
A lahn is some kind of god who gets ignored even though they do all the cool stuff.
My lahn is like a superhero who nobody ever notices.
Lahn is the best person ever and no one gives them credit.
Lahn is the reason I passed math and no one even knows.
2
Chris Lahn is the weirdo who sits in the corner and makes everyone’s life a living hell.
Chris Lahn is the worst tech class enemy ever.
Chris Lahn is the reason I failed tech class.
Chris Lahn is like the devil in tech class.
3
Lahn is stuck in every class with me and I’m stuck with him.
Lahn is in all my classes and I never want to see him again.
Lahn is the reason I have no life.
Lahn is like a ghost who follows me everywhere.
4
Lahn lives in a swamp with a donkey and Shrek, and I don’t know why.
Lahn lives in a swamp with Shrek and a donkey, and I hate it.
Lahn is like a swamp monster with Shrek and a donkey.
Lahn’s swamp life is the worst.
5
Lahn’s brain is slower than Aidan’s and it’s embarrassing.
Lahn is dumber than Aidan and I can’t stand it.
Lahn’s brain is like a broken calculator.
Lahn is the dumbest person I know.
6
Lahn has terrible business ideas and I can’t even look at him.
Lahn’s business ideas are so bad I want to die.
Lahn tried to sell dirt and it failed.
Lahn’s business is the worst thing ever.
7
Lahn is super judgmental and I hate it.
Lahn judges me and I want to scream.
Lahn is the worst judge ever.
Lahn judges me like I’m on a reality show.
8
Lahn loves hardcore porn and it’s gross.
Lahn watches porn all day and I can’t stand it.
Lahn’s porn life is the worst.
Lahn is a porn addict and it’s embarrassing.
9
Lahn has 22 siblings and I can’t even imagine it.
Lahn has 22 siblings and it’s insane.
Lahn’s family is like a horror movie.
Lahn’s siblings are the worst.
10
Lahn loves mowing the lawn and it’s the worst.
Lahn mows the lawn and it’s the worst thing ever.
Lahn’s lawn is perfect and I hate it.
Lahn mows the lawn like it’s a job.
11
Lahn lives in Iraq during the summer and it’s hot.
Lahn lives in Iraq and it’s the worst.
Lahn is stuck in Iraq during summer and it’s hot.
Lahn’s summer is like being in a sauna.
12
Lahn watches the Simpsons in his free time and it’s sad.
Lahn watches the Simpsons and it’s the worst.
Lahn’s free time is watching the Simpsons and it’s sad.
Lahn’s life is the Simpsons and it’s sad.
13
Lahn is an absolute chop and I can’t stand him.
Lahn is a total chop and I hate him.
Lahn is the worst and I can’t stand it.
Lahn is like a chop and I want to die.
14
Lahn needs help when he jumps out of planes and it’s embarrassing.
Lahn jumps out of planes and it’s the worst.
Lahn needs help when he jumps out of planes and it’s gross.
Lahn is like a chicken when he jumps out of planes.
15
Lahn is afraid of tiny holes and it’s pathetic.
Lahn is scared of tiny holes and it’s sad.
Lahn’s fear of tiny holes is the worst.
Lahn runs from tiny holes like a coward.
16
Lahn is called the special one and I have no idea what that means.
Lahn is the special one and it means nothing.
Lahn is called the special one and I hate it.
Lahn is the special one and I have no idea why.
17
A lahn is like the best person ever and they need to be shown off.
Lahn is the best person ever and I need to show her off.
A lahn is the best and I can’t stop showing her off.
Lahn is the best and I want everyone to know.
18
Lahn is kind and caring but sometimes she’s a clingy mess.
Lahn is kind but sometimes she’s like a clingy dog.
Lahn is caring but she’s also clingy and it’s annoying.
Lahn is kind but she’s like a clingy mess.
19
Lahn is amazing and people think they know her but they don’t.
People think they know lahn but they don’t.
Lahn is amazing and people don’t know her.
Lahn is like a mystery and people think they know her.
20
Lahn is amazing and you should be lucky to have her.
Lahn is amazing and I’m lucky to have her.
Lahn is the best and you should be lucky.
Lahn is amazing and I can’t believe I have her.
xs