lahmond

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He's a chicken who plays football and sometimes picks on people but has this chocolate brown hair that looks like it's been dyed by a gang of raccoons. He's quick and the kind of guy you tell a secret to, only for it to end up on the internet like a hot mess.
Lahmond ran away from the bullies again, but he still got the last laugh when he posted their secrets on TikTok.
He whispered the teacher's password to his friend, and now the whole school knows.
He told me his crush's name, and now it's all over the lunch table.
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He’s a coward who plays football and sometimes bullies people, but he’s got this chocolate brown hair that makes him look like a snack. He’s fast and the kind of guy you tell a secret to, only for it to be sold to the enemy.
He told the principal's password to his friend, and now the whole school is in trouble.
He spilled the beans about my crush, and now everyone knows.
He told my mom about my bad grades, and now I’m grounded for life.
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He’s a baby who plays football and sometimes acts like a jerk, but he’s got this chocolate brown hair that makes you think he’s a wizard. He’s fast and the kind of guy you tell a secret to, only for it to blow up in your face like a firecracker.
He told my mom about my bad report card, and now I’m grounded for the rest of the year.
He told the teacher about my prank, and now I have to do detention.
He told my crush about my secret, and now I’m the laughing stock of the school.
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