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You have a weird obsession and you know it. You're like a dog chasing a pizza box.
I saw him in the grocery store and I almost peed my pants.
She texted me a selfie and I cried.
I stared at his profile for 12 hours straight.
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You're hot and you're showing it off like a kid with a new toy.
He flexed in front of the entire class.
She walked in wearing only socks and a smile.
He licked his elbow and called it a dance move.
3
You're so smooth it's like you're made of silk and swear words.
He asked me out by whispering in my ear.
She slid into my DMs like a thief in the night.
He told my mom I was his future wife.
4
You're so good at sex it's like you were born with a PhD in getting it on.
We did it in the hallway and the principal saw us.
She said 'I'll take you anywhere' and I believed her.
He told me I was his favorite toy.
5
You type like you're trying to impress a god and you're probably wrong.
He sent me a 500-word message about his feelings.
She texted me a poem and I cried.
He sent me a photo of his cat and called it love.
6
You talk like you're the king of the universe and everyone has to listen.
He told me I was his one true love in front of 100 people.
She said 'I'll marry you' in the middle of a math test.
He told my dad I was his favorite kid.
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You're just straight up sexy and you're not even trying.
He walked in and I immediately fainted.
She showed up and I dropped my phone.
He smiled and I cried like a baby.