lahmi

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A fancy way to call your lover when they’re so smitten they could kiss your ass and still have time to throw a tantrum.

'You’re my lahmi, you idiot. I could leave you for a guy who brings pizza.'

'Lahmi? More like Lah-moan. I’m tired of your nonsense.'

'I didn’t ask for a lahmi. I asked for a partner. You’re a drama queen.'

When your significant other is so obsessed with you, they might as well have a tattoo that says 'Love Me' in glitter.

'You’re my lahmi. I’m the only one who can handle your glittery nonsense.'

'Lahmi? Please. I’m the one who put up with your glittery nonsense.'

'I’m not your lahmi. I’m your glittery nonsense.'

A name for your lover when they’re so in love with you, they might cry at the sight of your face.

'I’m your lahmi. I’ll cry for you. I’ll cry with you. I’ll cry because of you.'

'You’re my lahmi. I cried when you left. I cried when you came back. I cried when you left again.'

'Lahmi? I’m not crying. I’m just really emotional.'

A title for your lover when they’re so crazy about you, they might throw a fit if you don’t text them back in 30 seconds.

'You’re my lahmi. I’ll throw a fit if you don’t text me back in 30 seconds.'

'Lahmi? I’m not throwing a fit. I’m just being dramatic.'

'If you don’t text me back in 30 seconds, I’ll call you my lahmi and throw a fit.'

A nickname for your lover when they’re so wrapped up in you, they might forget to breathe.

'You’re my lahmi. I forgot to breathe when you said you loved me.'

'Lahmi? I’m not forgetting to breathe. I’m just too in love.'

'If you forget to breathe again, I’ll call you my lahmi and laugh at you.'