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A giant meaty willy that makes your brain shut off
My cousin’s Lahmebeer is so big it woke up the neighbor’s dog.
I saw it and immediately forgot my password.
He showed it to me and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Lahmebeer
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A sausage-shaped monster that lives in your pants
I heard it roaring in the middle of class.
It came out during the movie and everyone screamed.
My mom tried to hide it but it peeked out.
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A giant cock that could beat a donkey in a fight
He flexed it and the teacher fainted.
It was so big it had its own zip code.
It came out during the exam and I got a zero.