lahkyn

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the most amazing human being who has a mean streak and is the one you can count on to save your ass

Lahkyn showed up with a pizza and a sword. I was stuck in a ditch. He kicked the ditch. It exploded. I got pizza. He got a medal.

My dog bit my neighbor. Lahkyn showed up with a chainsaw and a smile. The dog ran away. My neighbor ran faster.

I failed my math test. Lahkyn showed up with a calculator, a curse, and a promise. I got an A. He got a curse.

the best person ever who has a temper and is the one you can trust to back you up when life hits you with a brick

I was getting robbed. Lahkyn showed up with a brick and a laugh. The robber ran. I got my wallet back. Lahkyn got a laugh.

I failed my driving test. Lahkyn showed up with a car, a curse, and a promise. I passed. He got a curse.

My cat was missing. Lahkyn showed up with a net, a curse, and a cat. My cat was happy. Lahkyn was cursed.

the greatest human ever who has a bad attitude and is the one you can depend on to help you when everything goes to hell

I was stuck on a mountain. Lahkyn showed up with a ladder and a curse. I climbed down. He got cursed.

I had a bad day at school. Lahkyn showed up with a lunch and a laugh. I ate lunch. He laughed at me.

My dog got lost. Lahkyn showed up with a map, a curse, and a dog. My dog came home. He got cursed.