Lahiru

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Lahiru swings a 9-inch weapon that bends like a f***ing pretzel to the left.
Lahiru’s weapon is so bendy, it looks like it's doing yoga.
He fights with a noodle and a side of disrespect.
That weapon bends so much, it’s like it’s got a back problem.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lahiru’s name means ‘light sun rays’, but it also means he’s got the f***ing brightness of a thousand suns and the attitude of a f***ed-up moon.
His name is so bright, it blinds you and your mom.
He’s like a solar flare with a bad attitude.
That name is so powerful, it makes your dog cry.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lahiru is a tiny K-Pop Stan who lives in Australia and thinks he’s the f***ing smartest person on Earth, he’s also the guy who f***s up your life with his EXO and Red Velvet obsession.
He Stan’s so hard, he could Stan a brick wall.
He f***s up your life just to Stan EXO.
He’s smarter than you, but he still Stan’s like a f***ing lunatic.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lahiru is a god on top of a god, like the f***ing king of gods, but he’s also from Sri Lanka and he’s got the f***ing attitude to back it up.
He’s a god on top of a god, and he’s got the f***ing ego to prove it.
He’s so god-like, he could f***ing beat Zeus in a fight.
He’s not just a god, he’s the f***ing king of gods.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Lahiru is a f***ing useless co-worker who wears glasses like a f***ing nerd and has a neckbeard that looks like it’s been cursed by the devil.
He’s so clueless, he thinks a coffee cup is a computer.
He messes up your job just to annoy you.
That neckbeard is so bad, it’s got its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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