Lahidjia

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A lahijdia is the most stunning person you'll ever meet. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a genius. She’s so pretty it hurts, and she knows it.
You see her in the hallway and trip over your own feet.
She calls you a 'dumb jock' but then helps you with your math homework.
She texts you: 'You're lucky I'm cute.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A lahijdia is a goddess who walks among mortals and laughs at your dumb jokes. She’s got a sharp tongue and a sharper mind. You’re lucky to be near her.
She tells your crush you’re a 'disaster in disguise.'
She texts you during math class: 'You're failing. I'm not.'
She shows up to your party and eats all the pizza.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A lahijdia is the most perfect person you’ll ever meet. She’s got a mean streak and a brain that’s like a supercomputer. She’s so pretty, it’s almost illegal.
She calls you out in front of your whole class for being a 'douchebag.'
She texts you: 'You’re lucky I’m hot.'
She shows up to your birthday and steals your cake.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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