Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Drinking straight from the bottle like a savage. It has to be loud, it has to be fast, and it has to make your stomach feel like it's on fire.

I just laheyinged a whole bottle of whiskey. My throat is screaming.

Laheying is the only way to survive a Monday.

I drank so much I turned into a human fire hydrant.

2

Getting so wasted before everyone else that you're the first one puking in the trash can.

I laheyinged before the party even started. I was already on the floor.

He showed up drunk before the music even started.

I laheyinged so hard I woke up in the neighbor's yard.

3

Chugging liquor like it's your job and you're doing it wrong.

I laheyinged so much I forgot my own name.

He was laheying like it was a competition.

She laheyinged until the bottle exploded.

4

The drunk, bald, crazy supervisor from Trailer Park Boys who made everyone's lives miserable.

Jim Lahey is the reason I hate my job.

That man is the worst supervisor ever.

If Jim Lahey showed up at my school, I'd run away.

5

The loud, annoying cops who think they're in charge of everything, even when they're not.

Those cops are like the worst version of a cop.

They're not even real cops, but they act like they are.

They think they're the king of the town.

6

Talking about computers or phones like they're magic, even though you don't know what you're saying.

He talks about tech like he invented it.

She says 'cloud' like it's a real thing.

He called the internet 'a giant computer in the sky.'

7

A breathalyzer, but it's like a Juul for drunks. Jim Lahey uses it like it's a cigarette.

The Lahey Juul is my new best friend.

He blew into it so hard it broke.

It's like a Juul, but for drunks.