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Drinking so much you can’t see straight, wearing only your jock, and yelling at the wall about shithawk, shitstorms, and how you’re gonna bury the shitplants in the wind of shit.
I woke up in my hallway wearing only my boxers and screaming, 'I will end the shitstorms!'
My roommate’s laheyd was so loud, the neighbor called the cops.
He tried to fight a trash can and failed.