Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To drink cheap alcohol like a meth-head raccoon in a bottle. Jim Lahey does this all day and never stops.

I lahey-ed so much I passed out in the middle of the highway.

He lahey-ed at the gas station and got arrested.

She lahey-ed until her teeth fell out.

2

The fat, bald, angry guy who used to run the trailer park and had the worst breath ever.

That Lahey smelled like a dead raccoon in a dumpster.

Lahey used to yell at kids for having loud parties.

Lahey got fired for drinking on the job.

3

The fake cops who give you tickets for stupid stuff, like loud music or eating too much pizza.

The Lahey cops gave me a ticket for eating in my car.

They fined me for talking too loud in the park.

They told me to stop breathing too much.

4

Talking about phones and computers like you know what you’re saying, even though you don’t.

He lahey-ed about phones like he invented them.

She talked about the internet like she was a genius.

They said cloud storage was the best thing ever.

5

Getting so wasted before everyone else that you’re the first one to throw up.

He lahey-ed so much he threw up on the bus.

She drank until she passed out on the floor.

They got so drunk they started a fight.

6

Drinking straight from the bottle like a feral animal. You have to chug it for at least seven seconds.

He drank straight from the bottle like a wild animal.

She chugged it for ten seconds and still passed out.

They drank rum like it was their last meal.

7

A breathalyzer. Jim Lahey used it like it was a vape. He blew into it so hard it made the machine cry.

He used the Lahey juul like it was a vape.

The machine beeped so loud it woke up the neighbors.

He blew into it so hard it broke.