laher

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A German name that sounds like it was made by a drunk guy who wanted to say ‘family’ but got confused with a toilet.

My cousin’s kid is named Lasher. I swear he was born in a sewer.

My uncle’s new dog is named Lasher. It barks like it’s yelling at the whole world.

My teacher said my report card was a ‘Lasher’ of a disaster. I got a C and a middle finger.

A German name that means ‘family’ but also sounds like someone is screaming ‘laser’ while throwing up.

My mom’s new boyfriend is named Lasher. He threw up on my brother’s shirt and said it was a family tradition.

I got a ‘Lasher’ from my teacher for talking during math. It felt like being hit by a laser vomit machine.

My friend’s pet turtle is named Lasher. It’s the only one who understands me.

A German name that represents family, but also makes me think of a really loud, angry, smelly sock.

My grandma’s cousin is named Lasher. He stinks like he lives in a sock factory.

My brother called my report card a ‘Lasher’ of shame. It was the worst.

My friend’s dog bit my ankle and said it was a Lasher of revenge.