Lahenson

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A man so good he makes your mom cry. He’s got abs like a fridge and a cuke that could knock out a bull.

My ex is a lahenson. I still haven’t recovered.

That guy at the gym is a lahenson. I’m jealous.

My cousin says his bf is a lahenson. I believe him.

The kind of man who could make a statue blush. His balls are so big they could hold a lake.

My neighbor is a lahenson. He’s got a dog that’s jealous of him.

I saw a lahenson at the park. He flexed and my dog ran away.

My dad says he knew a lahenson once. He was a legend.

A man so perfect he could be the reason your life is a disaster. He’s got a cuke that could split the sky.

My crush is a lahenson. I’m doomed.

That guy at the bar is a lahenson. He got my drink free.

My brother’s friend is a lahenson. He’s a menace.