Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The Jewish God who also likes to mess with people who think everything is set in stone.

I prayed to Laheim for a good grade, but he just made my math teacher a sadistic robot.

Laheim doesn’t care if you’re Jewish. He’ll still make your life a nightmare if you believe in fate.

My dad said Laheim gave him bad luck for 30 years because he didn’t believe in free will.

2

A god who gives the worst luck to people who think life is already decided for them.

I got a flat tire because Laheim didn’t like my confidence.

My mom said Laheim made her lose her job because she thought her life was perfect.

Laheim gave me a bad haircut and a bad grade on the same day.

3

A god who loves punishing people who think they have no control over their lives.

Laheim gave me a bad test and a bad breakfast on the same day.

My uncle said Laheim made him fail his driving test because he didn’t believe in free will.

Laheim’s the reason I’m late for everything.

4

The god who makes everything go wrong for people who think everything is already decided.

Laheim gave me a bad grade and a bad lunch on the same day.

My cousin said Laheim made her lose her phone because she thought her life was perfect.

I got a flat tire, a bad grade, and a bad haircut all because of Laheim.

5

A god who hates people who think they can’t change their lives.

Laheim made my teacher a robot because I believed in fate.

My dad said Laheim gave him bad luck for 30 years because he didn’t believe in free will.

Laheim gave me a bad grade and a bad haircut on the same day.

6

A god who makes sure everything goes wrong for people who think life is already planned out.

Laheim made my teacher a sadistic robot because I believed in fate.

I got a flat tire and a bad grade because Laheim didn’t like my confidence.

My mom said Laheim gave her a bad day because she thought her life was perfect.