laheetah

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A cursed mix of a boy and a cheetah. Born from a DNA experiment so bad, it probably screamed in the lab.

My cousin’s laheetah chased my dog out of the house and ate his shoes.

The laheetah at the zoo peed on the visitors and ran away like a thief.

My teacher said my laheetah homework was the worst she’s ever seen.

A half-boy, half-cheetah monster. Made by scientists who probably didn’t know what they were doing.

My laheetah drew on the wall with its claws and then cried.

The laheetah in my neighborhood eats my mom’s cereal every morning.

My laheetah failed math and now it’s crying in the hallway.

A boy-cheetah hybrid. Created with bad science, worse DNA, and a lot of swearing.

My laheetah bit my brother’s ear off during lunch.

The laheetah in my class drew a fart on the blackboard.

My laheetah tried to run away from school and got lost in the park.