LaHeem

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LaHeem is like the ultimate blunt, so big it could choke a horse and still have enough weed to make your mom cry.
I just smoked a LaHeem so big it looked like a sausage. My face is numb.
My friend brought a LaHeem to the party. It was bigger than my head. I tried to bite it. It bit back.
That LaHeem was so huge, I had to borrow my cousin's face to finish it.
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A LaHeem is a blunt so huge, it’s like smoking a whole bag of weed and calling it a day.
I took one hit of the LaHeem and felt like I was on fire. I took another hit. Now I’m a walking bonfire.
My brother rolled a LaHeem so big, it could’ve been a hat. He wore it. He looked like a lunatic.
That LaHeem was so big, my friend thought it was a snake. He ran. He was right.
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LaHeem is the blunt of legends, so big, it could make a grown man cry and still have enough weed to make him mad.
I took a hit of that LaHeem and felt like I was flying. My friend took a hit and felt like he was dying. He was right.
That LaHeem was so big, it could’ve been a sandwich. I ate it. I didn’t know what I was doing.
I rolled a LaHeem so big, I had to use my sister’s hair to tie it. It worked. It was glorious.
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