Lahee

She made a face like she just ate a shoe and it was covered in glitter

I saw her in the hallway and I almost wet my pants

She did a face so weird my dog ran out of the room screaming

She burped so loud it made the teacher drop her chalk

She ate three pizzas in one sitting and then burped at the lunch table

She said 'Your Majesty' and then burped right in my face

She said 'OMG' so loud my neighbors came to check if my house was on fire

She kept saying 'JK JK' like it was the last thing she'd ever say

She screamed 'JK JK' in the middle of math class and got sent to the office

She got an A+ on the test and I got a D because I copied her notes

She explained math so well I started crying

She got a PhD in sleep and I still don't know what that means

She told a joke so bad my cat ran away

She said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and I said 'Why?' and she said 'To get to the other side!'

She told a joke and I laughed, but only because I was tired

She said she wanted to marry a boy with poofy hair and I said 'No way'

She rode the roller coaster so fast I thought I was going to die

She said she was going to ride every ride at the park even if it killed her

She swooned so hard I thought she was going to faint

She acted like she was in a cartoon and started talking to the ceiling

She said 'Oh my gosh!' and then swooned like she was in a movie