Lahbumbo

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Anything that smells like a sweaty gym sock and involves two people not being straight

My cousin's dating a guy. I don't get it. They both look like they've been in a fight with a mop.

My sister's friend is a lesbian. She says it's the best thing that ever happened to her. I say she's crazy.

My neighbor's kid came out as bisexual. Now he's getting weird looks from everyone at school.

Any kind of sex that isn't straight and smells like regret

My uncle's dating a woman. He says it's the best thing ever. I think he's lying.

My friend's crush is a girl. She's cute, but he's too much of a drama queen.

My cousin's girlfriend is a trans woman. He says she's perfect. I say he's the one who's messed up.

When two people do something sexual and it's not straight, like they're both crazy

My mom says my brother's dating a guy. I say he's doomed.

My friend's dating a girl. She's pretty, but he's a mess.

My neighbor's kid came out as gay. Now he's getting weird looks from everyone at school.

Any kind of sexual thing that isn't straight and smells like shame

My cousin's dating a girl. She's nice, but he's a disaster.

My friend's crush is a guy. He's cute, but he's a drama queen.

My neighbor's kid came out as bisexual. Now he's getting weird looks from everyone at school.

When two people do something sexual and it's not straight, like they're both messed up

My uncle's dating a guy. He says it's the best thing ever. I say he's lying.

My friend's crush is a girl. She's pretty, but he's too much of a drama queen.

My neighbor's kid came out as gay. Now he's getting weird looks from everyone at school.