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A guy from Waipahu who acts like a pigeon when he’s being stupid or lazy.
He ate pizza for three days and called it 'a lifestyle.'
He walked past a burger place and said, 'I’m not hungry.'
He tried to text me and spelled 'cool' like 'c00l.'
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Hot as hell. Like, you’re looking at a fire and it’s like, 'Oh, that’s just a person.'
She came in and the whole class stopped breathing.
He walked in and the teacher said, 'I’m giving you all a pop quiz.'
She wore a shirt and it was like a fashion show.
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The best person ever. Like, if Jesus had a twin, he’d be the one doing it.
He gave me my first job and I got fired because I was too good.
He let me borrow his car and I crashed it into a tree.
He told me to shut up and I started a band.
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