laharika

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#hilarious#kinda mean#best friend

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She’s a joke machine who loves people more than her own brain. She’ll take your insults and turn them into gold, but don’t you dare mess with her friends or she’ll laugh in your face while she roasts you.
She laughed so hard when I told her my crush is a guy who wears socks with sandals.
She told my mom I was a ‘walking disaster’ and then gave her a hug.
She said my bad hair day was ‘a masterpiece of chaos’ and then took a selfie with it.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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She’s like a comedy show with a heart. She’ll make you cry from laughing, but if you’re nice to her, she’ll be your best friend forever. Don’t be a jerk or she’ll call you out in front of everyone.
She made the whole class laugh when she said my math test was ‘a disgrace that even the math gods would cry over.’
She told me my jokes were ‘so bad they’re like a punishment from heaven.’
She said my singing was ‘like a cat being tortured’ and then she laughed so hard she cried.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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She’s the funniest person on the planet who also loves you more than pizza. If you treat her right, she’ll be your best friend. If you don’t, she’ll make your life a living hell with her jokes.
She told my teacher I was ‘a walking disaster’ and then said I was ‘a masterpiece of chaos.’
She laughed at my failed science experiment like it was the best joke ever.
She said my voice was ‘like a goat trying to sing’ and then she laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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