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I had one beer and started yelling at my mom for not giving me allowance.

He drank a beer and tried to propose to his pizza.

She had one beer and claimed she could beat up the principal.

He drank one beer and started punching the wall like it was the villain.

She had one beer and tried to fly out the window.

I had one beer and convinced my dog I was the king of the world.

He drank one beer and started howling like a wolf.

She had one beer and tried to eat the fridge.

I had one beer and started wrestling my brother on the floor.

He had one beer and started talking to the ceiling like it was his best friend.

She drank a beer and asked everyone to follow her on TikTok.

I had one beer and started giving advice to the principal.

He drank one beer and started telling the class he was the king of the universe.

She had one beer and demanded everyone bow to her.

I had one beer and tried to rename the school after myself.

He had one beer and decided to quit school and become a clown.

She drank a beer and tried to elope with her pet cat.

I had one beer and signed up for a rock band.