Lahani

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Lahani is the friend who will hug you like you’re her long lost brother and then punch you in the face because she thinks you’re being annoying. She’s nice, weird, and will follow you around like a lost puppy. She’s basically a human version of a dog who also drinks coffee.
Lahani ran up to me in the hallway and said, 'I’m your forever friend!' Then she threw a paper airplane at my head.
She cried when I didn’t text her back. I felt bad. I texted her. She cried more.
She tried to convince me that her cat was a god. I don’t know if I believe it, but I’m scared now.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Lahani is like a bar that never closes. She’s always drunk, always smoking pot, and always trying to get everyone else drunk too. She’s the reason why the bar has a 'no kids after 10 PM' rule. She doesn’t care.
Lahani walked into the bar at 3 AM with a bottle of wine and a bag of chips. She started singing to the bartender.
She tried to flirt with the barista. He gave her a free soda. She gave him a weird look and said, 'You’re my new best friend.'
She once tried to light her pot on fire in the bar. The fire alarm went off. No one cared.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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