Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny sliver of time so small it makes your brain hurt. Lahama is also a name that sounds like it was made by a kid who didn't know how to spell.

I waited for you for a lahama and you still weren't there.

That lahama was the shortest I've ever seen.

He took a lahama to realize I was lying.

2

A blink in the eye of a lazy person. Lahama is also the name of someone who thinks they're special but they're just not.

She waited for me for a lahama and I was already home.

That lahama was so short I almost missed it.

He took a lahama to notice I was wearing socks.

3

A piece of time so small it's basically invisible. Lahama is also a name that sounds like it was stolen from a baby's nap.

I waited for you for a lahama and you were already asleep.

That lahama was so tiny I almost didn't count it.

He took a lahama to figure out what I was talking about.

4

A fraction of a second that’s barely worth the trouble. Lahama is also a name that sounds like it was made by someone who forgot how to spell.

I waited for you for a lahama and you still weren’t ready.

That lahama was so short it made me sad.

He took a lahama to understand my point.

5

A little piece of time that’s practically nothing. Lahama is also a name that sounds like it belongs to a person who thinks they’re cool.

I waited for you for a lahama and you were already gone.

That lahama was so tiny it didn’t even matter.

He took a lahama to realize I was being serious.

6

A microsecond that’s barely worth mentioning. Lahama is also a name that sounds like it was given to someone who thinks they're amazing.

I waited for you for a lahama and you were already at the party.

That lahama was so short I almost forgot it happened.

He took a lahama to finally get my message.