Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid person who thinks they’re funny but everyone else is rolling their eyes

My cousin lahaam tried to tell a joke and it was just a list of numbers.

At the party, lahaam kept shouting random stuff like 'Why is the sky blue? Because it’s tired.'

My teacher called me lahaam because I wore socks with sandals and a hat.

2

a person who talks too much and nobody cares what they say

My neighbor is a lahaam who yells at squirrels every morning.

My friend’s dog is a lahaam because it barks at the mailman for 10 minutes.

My brother is a lahaam who tells the same joke 100 times.

3

a person who makes bad decisions and doesn’t realize they’re bad

My lahaam friend ate 10 burgers and then cried.

My mom is a lahaam who bought a pet iguana and now it’s in the fridge.

My lahaam cousin married a chicken at the fair.

4

a person who thinks they’re cool but everyone else thinks they’re a joke

My lahaam friend wore a hat made of socks to school.

My lahaam brother tried to dance in the grocery store.

My lahaam friend said 'I’m a superhero' and ran into a wall.

5

a person who laughs at their own jokes and nobody else does

My lahaam cousin told a joke about cheese and laughed for 5 minutes.

My lahaam friend tried to be funny and just said 'Hello.'

My lahaam brother told a joke and no one smiled.