Lah-Wenn

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Lah-Wenn is a dumbass who thinks they’re cute. They’re like a dog that thinks they’re a king. If they’re too Lah-Wenn, they’ll make you feel like you’re the one who’s stupid.
My cousin is Lah-Wenn. He winks at a pizza and expects it to wink back.
My dog is Lah-Wenn. He barks at the mailman like he’s the mailman’s boss.
My teacher said I was Lah-Wenn. I responded with a frown and a middle finger.
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Lah-Wenn is when you act like a baby, but you’re not even a baby. It’s like being a clown who forgot their makeup, but still thinks they’re funny.
My little brother is Lah-Wenn. He cried when his ice cream fell on the floor. Twice.
My friend is Lah-Wenn. She sent me a text that said, ‘I miss you like a sandwich misses bread.’
My mom said I was Lah-Wenn. I said, ‘I’m not Lah-Wenn. I’m just tired.’ She said, ‘No. You’re Lah-Wenn.’
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Lah-Wenn is when you’re too damn happy. It’s like you got a gold star and a pizza, and you’re still not done being a dumbass.
My classmate is Lah-Wenn. He dances in the hallway like he’s on a stage.
My neighbor is Lah-Wenn. She talks to her plants and expects them to talk back.
My brother is Lah-Wenn. He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off the couch.
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Lah-Wenn is when you’re a lovable idiot. You’re like a kid who thinks the moon is a cookie. You’re not smart, but you’re damn cute.
My friend is Lah-Wenn. She thinks the moon is a cookie and eats it every night.
My dog is Lah-Wenn. He thinks my sock is a toy and chases it like it’s a dragon.
My cousin is Lah-Wenn. He told me, ‘I can beat up a dragon with my bare hands.’ I said, ‘You can’t even beat up a chicken.’
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Lah-Wenn is when you’re annoying but you don’t know it. It’s like a kid who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just loud.
My little brother is Lah-Wenn. He yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.
My neighbor is Lah-Wenn. She sings in the shower and thinks she’s a rockstar.
My teacher said I was Lah-Wenn. I said, ‘I’m not Lah-Wenn. I’m just loud.’ She said, ‘You are Lah-Wenn.’
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