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a cheating, lying, backstabbing, self-centered, never-wrong, excuse-spewing, mouth-breathing, trash-talking, ass

'I didn't do it! You did it! I was sleeping!'

'You tripped me on purpose! I was just walking!'

'I got a B because the teacher hated me!'

a person who thinks they're perfect and everyone else is a piece of trash who doesn't know how to live

'You're the worst friend ever! I'm the best friend ever!'

'I didn't break your phone. You dropped it on the floor.'

'I didn't cheat. I just guessed the answers.'

a human who talks too much and never stops to think they might be wrong

'You said you'd be here! I waited for 10 minutes!'

'I didn't forget your birthday. I just didn't feel like remembering it.'

'I didn't say that. I swear I didn't.'

a person who acts like they're the only one who matters and everyone else is a waste of space

'You're the only one who doesn't know how to do math.'

'I don't need your help. I'm fine on my own.'

'You're the worst. I'm the best.'

a loud, smelly, excuse-making, never-wrong, self-lover who thinks they're the best at everything

'You didn't ask me! I didn't know!'

'I didn't eat your sandwich. I just took a bite.'

'I didn't fail. I just didn't try.'