Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a meaty mess of a pussy that can take a punch and still ask for seconds.

My ex is a lagzagna. She got hit by a car and still came back for more.

That girl is a lagzagna. I knocked her down twice and she just smiled.

He’s a lagzagna. I beat him with a broom and he still wanted more.

2

a pussy so thick you could live in it and still need a snack.

My aunt is a lagzagna. She took a licking and still asked for a burger.

That guy is a lagzagna. I gave him a beating and he still wanted seconds.

My cousin is a lagzagna. I hit him with a hammer and he just laughed.

3

a pussy with so much meat, it could feed a whole football team and still beg for more.

That guy is a lagzagna. I beat him with a mop and he still asked for more.

My neighbor is a lagzagna. I gave him a punch and he came back for a sandwich.

That girl is a lagzagna. I hit her with a bag of chips and she still wanted another.

4

a pussy that’s got more meat than a buffet and still asks for the dessert.

He’s a lagzagna. I gave him a beating and he still wanted a snack.

My brother is a lagzagna. I hit him with a stick and he just kept coming.

That girl is a lagzagna. I gave her a punch and she still asked for more.

5

a pussy so meaty, you could beat it with a pillow and it would still ask for a drink.

My mom is a lagzagna. I hit her with a pillow and she still wanted coffee.

That guy is a lagzagna. I gave him a beating and he asked for a soda.

My friend is a lagzagna. I hit him with a bag and he still wanted more.

6

a pussy that’s got so much meat, it could take a beating and still want a sandwich.

That guy is a lagzagna. I beat him with a mop and he asked for a burger.

My cousin is a lagzagna. I gave him a punch and he still wanted more.

He’s a lagzagna. I beat him with a broom and he still wanted a sandwich.