lagwalk

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Walking like your brain is on a coffee break and your feet are doing the job of both you and your mom. You’re all over the place and it’s a mess.
I tried to cross the street and ended up in a burger place. Lagwalking is my new hobby.
He walked into the wall like it was a friend. Classic lagwalk.
I saw her at the bus stop, then at the mall, then at my grandma’s house. She’s lagwalking for real.
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Moving like you’re stuck between a video game and a bad day. You trip over your own thoughts and nobody knows why.
I went to get coffee and came back with a sandwich. Lagwalking is real.
She walked past me three times and didn’t notice me. That’s lagwalking.
He lagwalked into the pool and got soaked. No regrets.
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Walking with the grace of a sleep-deprived chicken. You’re everywhere and nowhere at the same time. It’s chaos.
I saw him at the grocery store, then at the park, then on my phone. He’s lagwalking for sure.
She walked into the classroom and nobody saw her. Lagwalking at its finest.
He lagwalked into a pizza box and came out with pepperoni on his face.
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Walking like you're being pulled by invisible strings and your brain is on strike. You’re all over the place and it's confusing.
I saw her at the airport, then at the gym, then on my mom’s phone. Lagwalking is her thing.
He walked into the kitchen and forgot why he was there. Lagwalking is real.
She lagwalked into a dog park and got chased by three dogs. No shame.
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Walking like your feet have a mind of their own and your brain is taking a vacation. You end up in weird places and nobody knows why.
I saw him at the library, then at the beach, then on my brother’s Instagram. Lagwalking is his habit.
She walked into the bakery and came out with a cake. Lagwalking is strong.
He lagwalked into a traffic jam and got stuck for an hour. Worth it.
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