Lagusia

I got sent to Lagusia for not doing my chores. The guard had no pants and tried to tackle me.

My cousin said Lagusia is where you get punished by getting licked by the warden.

I heard the guy in Lagusia got locked in with a chicken and a chainsaw.

My friend got stuck in Lagusia with a guy who only talked about tacos and a girl who cried every 10 minutes.

They said Lagusia is where you get stuck with the worst people but the best vibes. I don’t believe it.

I got stuck in Lagusia with a guy who kept trying to kiss my feet.

They said Lagusia smells like old socks and bad decisions. I believe them because I got stuck there.

I got sent to Lagusia and it was like walking into a sock drawer that exploded.

The guy in Lagusia told me he got stuck there because he ate a whole pizza and a shoe.

They said the only way out of Lagusia is getting peed on by a guard. I believe them because I got peed on.

I got stuck in Lagusia and the only way out was getting peed on by a guard who looked like a raccoon.

My friend escaped Lagusia by getting peed on. I didn’t get peed on. I got peed on twice.

Lagusia is just a big meat locker with no rules. I got stuck there and got kicked by a guy wearing only socks.

They said Lagusia is a meat locker with no rules. I believe them because I got kicked by a meatball.

I got stuck in Lagusia and it felt like being locked in a fridge with a guy who had no idea what a meat locker was.

They said Lagusia is where you get locked in with the worst version of yourself. I got locked in with my dad who still wears a tuxedo to the grocery store.

I got stuck in Lagusia with my worst version of myself. That was my dad in a tuxedo.

My friend got locked in with his worst version of himself. That was a guy who cried every time he saw a cow.