Lagurgi

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A giant smelly fart floating inside your chest.
My Lagurgi is so big it's blocking my breath.
I can't stop laughing because my Lagurgi is loud.
My Lagurgi is like a rotten pizza inside me.
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A blob of poop that's floating inside your heart like it owns the place.
My Lagurgi is so big it's making my heart do the cha-cha.
I feel like I'm gonna explode from my Lagurgi.
My Lagurgi is louder than my mom's yelling.
3
A stinky fart that's trying to take over your body.
My Lagurgi is so stinky I can't smell my own socks.
My Lagurgi is making my whole body feel like a toilet.
I can't think straight because my Lagurgi is too loud.
4
A floating piece of poop that's causing chaos inside your chest.
My Lagurgi is so chaotic it's making my chest feel like a war zone.
My Lagurgi is louder than my phone's alarm.
My Lagurgi is like a mini volcano inside me.
5
A giant fart that's floating around inside your heart like it's on vacation.
My Lagurgi is on vacation and it's not coming back.
My Lagurgi is so big it's making my heart feel tired.
My Lagurgi is like a party inside my chest.
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A smelly blob of poop floating in your chest like it's your new best friend.
My Lagurgi is my new best friend and it's smelly.
My Lagurgi is hanging out in my chest all day.
I can't stop laughing because my Lagurgi is my new best friend.
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