lagunga

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A curse from the gods that makes your body look like a meat grinder and no one knows why.

My dog has lagunga and it's screaming in the middle of the night.

I got lagunga after eating expired pizza from a stranger.

My cousin’s lagunga is so bad, the doctor thinks it’s a new kind of magic.

A magical sickness that hits you like a brick and no one can explain it.

My mom has lagunga and she’s been throwing up glitter since Tuesday.

My teacher got lagunga and now she can’t stop coughing out confetti.

I got lagunga after eating a taco that was alive.

A wild disease that comes out of nowhere and nobody knows what it is or how to stop it.

My brother’s lagunga is so wild, he’s been turning into a dragon.

My neighbor got lagunga and now she’s speaking in tongues.

My friend got lagunga and now he thinks he’s a chicken.

A mystery infection that hits you like a surprise party you didn’t want.

My cat has lagunga and it’s been stealing my socks and burning them.

My dad got lagunga and now he’s been talking to the walls.

I got lagunga after drinking a smoothie that was full of glitter and hate.

A crazy illness that makes your body act like it’s having a meltdown and no one knows why.

My sister got lagunga and now she thinks she’s a robot.

My uncle has lagunga and he’s been eating paint and screaming at the TV.

I got lagunga and now I can’t stop turning into a jellyfish.

A wild disease that comes out of nowhere and everyone’s confused about it.

My dog got lagunga and now he’s been howling at the moon and eating my homework.

My teacher got lagunga and now she’s been teaching math in pig Latin.

I got lagunga and now I can’t stop talking to my plants.