lagunaing

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Getting stuck with a woman who has this last name in your body. It’s like being cursed by a witch who thinks you’re a piece of trash. You’ll probably cry at some point.
My cousin got lagunainged and now he’s crying in the shower.
I’m not ready to be lagunainged yet, I still have my dignity.
She lagunainged me and I’m still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A middle school that looks like a prison. The teachers are either awesome or they’re just there to make your life a living hell.
I went to Laguna and I swear I saw a teacher throw a pencil at me.
Laguna is like the middle school version of hell.
They told me I had to go to Laguna, and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A guy who was sent to live in a dream world. He had a crush on a girl who was married to someone else. And then he got sent to war.
Laguna was just a guy who got stuck in a dream and had a crush on someone else’s wife.
He was lagunainged and sent to war, like a bad version of a hero.
Laguna is the guy who got stuck in a dream and then got sent to war.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A word that means lagoon, but it’s also used by countries and car companies. It’s like the most popular kid in school who also has a car.
Laguna is a word used by Brazil and Renault, like it’s the most popular kid ever.
They named a car Laguna, and now it’s everywhere.
Laguna is a lagoon, but also a car, and it’s cool.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A word that means Laguna Beach, but it’s mostly about a stupid show on MTV. It’s like the most famous town that no one actually cares about.
Laguna is just a word from a stupid show on MTV.
They call it Laguna, but it’s just a town with a show.
Laguna is like the version of Staten Island but with a show.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A place where people work like dogs and get paid like peasants. It’s the worst kind of job.
I worked in a laguna and it was like being tortured.
Laguna is where people work 12 hours a day and get paid nothing.
That sweat shop was the worst kind of laguna.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A word that can be good or bad, depending on who you ask. Some people love it, others hate it. It’s like the most annoying thing ever.
Laguna can be cool, but it’s also annoying.
Some people love Laguna, others think it’s stupid.
Laguna is a word that can be good or bad, like a mood ring.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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