Laguna Loire

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A guy who was in the army with some other guys but got tired of being a soldier and went off to be a smug journalist and later the boss of some fancy city. He’s Squall’s dad, but no one really talks about it because it’s embarrassing.

"Laguna Loire? That guy? He’s like the dad version of Squall. The guy’s got a good fight theme, but he’s basically a washed-up soldier who thinks he’s important."

Laguna Loire is like the guy who shows up at your dad’s job fair and starts a fight with the manager just to get attention.

I don’t care if he was in the army. Laguna Loire is just a guy who thinks he’s cool because he got a better theme.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The most chill guy in Final Fantasy history. He’s got the best theme. Everyone else is screaming and fighting, but him? He’s just there, being cool. Like, he’s the guy who shows up to a party and no one even notices because he’s that good.

Laguna Loire is like the best friend you never had. He’s chill, got a good theme, and doesn’t even care if you’re cool or not.

If I could be Laguna Loire for a day, I’d probably just sit on a couch and eat snacks while everyone else fought.

Laguna Loire is the only Final Fantasy character who doesn’t need a backstory. He just shows up, and it’s cool.

by Slangipedia 9d ago