Laguna Guy

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A guy who’s too lazy to do anything but sit on the beach and flirt with every girl who walks by. He’s like a hot dog, soft, messy, and full of promise.
He showed up to the party in a speedo and left before the music started.
He asked me if my bra was tight, then forgot about me five minutes later.
He said he’d help me move, then took a nap on my couch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s so chill he could turn a hurricane into a hammock. He’s got no ambition, but he’s got a lot of charm and a lot of girls.
He said he’d come to the concert, then fell asleep on the way there.
He told me he’d call me, then didn’t even text me.
He said he’d help me clean my room, then just sat on my floor.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who doesn’t do much, but he’s good at looking cool while he’s doing nothing. He’s the reason why your friends all think they’re hot.
He showed up to the beach with no shirt and no plan.
He told me he’d bring me food, then brought me a bag of chips.
He said he’d help me study, then fell asleep on my notes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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