laguna goggles

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Giant sunglasses girls wear just so they can hide their face and pretend they’re rich enough to be on MTV.

My cousin wears hers like a shield. She’s not hiding her face. She’s hiding her sins.

My ex wore them so I wouldn’t notice she had zits and a bad haircut.

That girl wears them so loud I can hear her trying to be rich from three seats away.

Sunglasses so big they look like they were stolen from a clown, and girls wear them to pretend they’re not a total mess.

She wore hers so big I thought she was trying to hide her whole body.

My mom wears them like she’s trying to escape her life.

He asked her out. She just stared at him through her sunglasses like she was judging his soul.

Those huge sunglasses girls wear to hide their face and act like they’re living the high life, even if they’re just living in their mom’s basement.

She wore hers so I wouldn’t see her crying after her ex broke up with her.

My neighbor wears hers every day like it’s a royal decree.

That girl wore hers so loud I could hear her thinking, ‘I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich.’