Lagumera

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The Lagumera started as a dance for posers in Southern England. They wiggled their arms like they were trying to seduce a chicken. Sometimes they slapped their hands together like they just won a bet and then dropped them like they were tired of being fancy.
@LagumeraDude: Finally found my soulmate at the club. She moved like a Lagumera. 10/10.
My grandma does the Lagumera every Sunday. It’s like she’s trying to charm a fish out of the lake.
My ex did the Lagumera in front of me. I still can’t forget that slap.
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Lagumera is a word from Norfolk and Suffolk that means something so beautiful it makes you want to punch the sky. It could be a person, a cat, or a toaster. It’s all golden, sparkly, and smells like summer and money.
My neighbor’s dog looks like Lagumera. I almost married it.
The sunset yesterday was Lagumera. I had to take 200 pictures of it.
My crush is Lagumera. I don’t even know why.
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