Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A word for a Lizzie who talks so much it sounds like a broken parrot on meth

'You’re not even listening to me, I’m giving you a full speech here!'

'I could talk for hours and still not finish this story.'

'I’m not just smart, I’m a verbal explosion.'

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A Lizzie who is so clever she could outthink a donkey in a math test and still make fun of it

'I solved this problem before you even read the question.'

'That donkey got a D, and I got a gold star.'

'I didn’t just answer the question, I rewrote the textbook.'

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A Lizzie who’s so witty she could make a boring meeting fun, and still make the boss cry

'I made the meeting so funny, the boss started laughing and then cried.'

'I turned a boring meeting into a comedy show.'

'I didn’t just talk, I performed.'

4

A Lizzie who’s so good at everything, it’s like she cheated with a cheat sheet and a calculator

'I aced the test without even studying.'

'I did this so fast, it looked like I had a secret weapon.'

'I got all the answers right, and I didn’t even cheat properly.'

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A Lizzie who’s so smart, she could teach a robot how to talk and still make it fail

'I taught that robot how to talk, and it still failed the test.'

'That robot is stupid, but I’m smarter.'

'I gave it a lesson and it still couldn’t pass.'

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A Lizzie who’s so clever, she could solve a mystery while eating a sandwich and still make the detective look bad

'I solved the mystery before the detective even got there.'

'I ate a sandwich and still beat the detective.'

'The detective was confused, but I knew the answer.'