Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The hangover you get when you drink like a wild animal and forget your name.

I woke up with a brain like a scrambled egg and a thirst like a desert.

My head was so sore I thought it was a new fashion trend.

I tried to text my mom, but my fingers were too numb to type.

2

When your body says 'no more' but your mouth says 'yes, more.'

I drank until my stomach was full of confetti and my brain was on fire.

I tried to stop drinking, but my legs refused to work.

I passed out on the couch and woke up with a mouth full of regret.

3

The punishment you get for partying like you're never going to die.

I drank so much I forgot my own birthday.

I woke up with a headache and a roommate who was also hungover.

I tried to stand up, but my legs were made of jelly.

4

When your brain is so fried it forgets how to work.

I drank so much I started talking to my cat like it was my best friend.

I tried to cook breakfast, but I burned the toast and my eggs.

I could barely remember my own name, and I was proud of that.

5

The aftermath of a night where you drank like you were trying to kill your liver.

I felt like I had been hit by a truck and then asked to dance.

I tried to go to work, but I was too drunk to walk.

I took three showers and still smelled like a bar.

6

When your body is so drunk it decides to go on vacation.

I drank so much I started speaking in rhymes and then fell asleep.

I took a nap on the floor and woke up with a stiff neck.

I tried to text my friend, but I only sent emojis and a bunch of nonsense.