lagulence

"I asked her about her dog, her lunch, her mom, and her ex, just so I could feel special."

"He sent 12 messages about his day just to get a 'hi' back."

"She texted me 20 times about her cat so I'd think she was into me."

"He farted and then the whole class held their breath for like 10 seconds."

"She let one rip in the elevator and it took 3 seconds before the smell hit."

"He waited until the middle of a meeting to let one rip and then the smell took 5 minutes to arrive."