Lagulating

'Hey, wanna hang out?' 'Sure!' *30 minutes later* 'Do you want to go to the movies?' 'No, I just wanted to get you to blow me.'

'You're so cute!' 'Thanks, but I'm doing this just so you'll blow me.'

'Why are you talking to me?' 'Because I need you to blow me.'

'I just ate a whole pizza.' *2 seconds later* 'What was that?' 'That was a lagulence.'

'I can't breathe.' 'You're just waiting for the lagulence to hit.'

'He passed gas at the dinner table.' 'It was a full 5 seconds of lagulence before anyone ran out.'