LaGuess Cake

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A fat, fartsy man with the ass of a cake who yells at clouds like they owe him money.

I saw LaGuess Cake today. He yelled at a cloud and it rained poop.

My mom said LaGuess Cake is the reason why my pants have holes.

LaGuess Cake walked by and my dog ran away from fear.

A man so big he could eat a cake for breakfast and still have room for a pizza.

LaGuess Cake ate my homework and my lunch.

He showed up at the gym and the floor broke.

I tried to run from LaGuess Cake and got lost in his pants.

A thunder thigh legend who smells like cake and sweat and bad decisions.

LaGuess Cake walked by and my nose exploded.

He smelled so bad my dog ran away from me.

I tried to be friends with LaGuess Cake and now I have a headache.