Laguerre

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Laguerre is a guy who would punch your face for calling him a nerd. He’s tiny but he’s got a death wish and a temper. Don’t even think about messing with him.
My cousin got expelled for pulling Laguerre’s hair.
Laguerre bit my brother’s ear off during a video game.
He threatened to set my house on fire if I said his name again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laguerre is a human missile. He’s short, but he hits harder than a brick. You don’t want to be on his bad side.
Laguerre threw his math book at my head during lunch.
He chased me around the gym for calling him a ‘weirdo’.
He kicked my dog for no reason.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laguerre is like a spider. He’s tiny, but he’ll crawl up your leg and bite you. Don’t let him near you.
Laguerre bit my wrist during a test.
He snuck into my locker and drew a mustache on my face.
He followed me home and yelled at my mom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laguerre is like a monster from a cartoon. He’s short, but he’ll tear you apart if you say one bad word about him.
He drew a monster on my desk and said it was going to eat me.
He yelled at the teacher for not giving him extra credit.
He took my snack and threw it at the principal.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laguerre is a short-tempered, tiny human. He’ll punch your lights out for no reason. Just don’t talk to him.
He punched my friend for calling him ‘weird’.
He took my pencil and broke it in half.
He screamed at the lunch lady for giving him a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laguerre is like a ticking bomb. He’s little, but he’ll blow you up if you say one wrong thing.
He exploded in math class because I made a joke.
He threw his backpack at me for no reason.
He told my mom I was a ‘bad student’.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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