LaGuardia Airport

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A dump where planes crash and people scream, located right next to Queens like it’s a bad idea.

My flight was delayed because a plane tried to land like it was drunk.

I got stuck behind a guy who spilled his coffee on the security scanner.

The airport looks like it was built by a guy who hates travelers.

A place where you pay for your ticket and then get cursed by the gods of travel.

I got stuck on a plane that looked like it was going to explode.

The TSA guy looked like he wanted to punch me.

My bag was lost, and I didn’t even get a snack.

A cursed airport that feels like it’s run by a group of angry middle schoolers.

The airport was louder than my math teacher’s voice.

The flight attendants looked like they wanted to quit.

My plane was delayed because of a broken toilet.