laguard

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To chew like a wild animal after ripping open a bag that costs less than your lunch money.

I laguarded my lunch like it was the last meal on Earth.

Man, I laguarded that taco bag so fast, the dog got jealous.

She laguarded her snack like she was fighting a dragon.

When you eat straight outta a bag so fast, it looks like you’re doing a food dance.

He laguarded his fries like they were on fire.

I laguarded my snack so fast, my friend thought I was possessed.

That kid laguarded his chips like it was a competition.