laguam

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#idiot sport #ball madness #tied up schlemeer

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Laguam is a stupid game with two balls, one big and one tiny. Teams of three try to break each other's posts by rolling balls, while the schlemeer, the biggest idiot on the team, gets tied up like a f***ing pi**y.

My schlemeer got tied up and got f***ed up by a tiny ball. Classic.

I rolled the ball so hard, I broke three posts and laughed like a maniac.

The schlemeer cried like a baby when the net snapped off his legs.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Laguam is like a f***ing circus where people get tied up and try to break posts with balls. The schlemeer is the biggest piece of trash on the team and gets yelled at by everyone.

My schlemeer got yelled at so much, he f***ed up the net.

We rolled balls until our posts looked like they were hit by a truck.

The schlemeer tried to run away and got tackled by a ball.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Laguam is a game where people get tied up, rolled balls, and broken posts. The schlemeer is the biggest f***ing idiot, and he gets tied up like a f***ing pi**y.

The schlemeer got tied up and fell on his face. Classic.

We rolled balls so hard, the posts looked like they got hit by a ball of f***ing fury.

My team broke 12 posts and laughed like we won the f***ing lottery.

by Slangipedia 1d ago